I want Harry Harrison

In my humble opinion, this is the greatest, most entertaining dating profile EVER:

Cocky Assange seeks ‘spirited, erotic non-comformist’

“Passionate, and often pig headed activist intellectual seeks siren for love affair, children and occasional criminal conspiracy”

I’m not going to lie – I have a terrible crush on his brain. And this:

“Such a woman should be spirited and playful, of high intelligence, though not necessarily formally educated, have spunk, class and inner strength and be able to think strategically about the world and the people she cares about.”


Quite amused at the 87% slut statement, though. How did he arrive at that calculation?

FUN FACT: MY nickname in highschool was Harry. It was the punchline to a private joke I can’t remember now. True story.


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